Total Medals Earned: 788 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,300 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/435 points)
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/75 points)
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (35/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
Scorpion would be proud.
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/275 points)
Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!
Upgraded max ammo 5 times.
Upgraded default ammo 5 times.
Upgraded health 5 times.
Upgraded speed 5 times.
Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!
Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/215 points)
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/305 points)
Read all the instructions of the game
Lose against the boss
Watch the credits of the game
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
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Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 5/16 (75/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
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