Total Medals Earned: 788 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,300 Points
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/495 points)
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Kill yourself.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/60 (10/1,000 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Check out the credits page.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/220 points)
Really? That's even possible?
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (330/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/175 points)
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Medals Earned: 3/18 (115/660 points)
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Find all 60 unique fails
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 18/30 (130/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 10/18 (145/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.